Thursday, November 14, 2013

I Can't

Since I told Jenn I was going to post a link up to her #ICant post. Here I am, taking a break from my homework (gah) to share with you a list of my I Cants.

First things first. I just can't walk up to an escalator and walk right on. Seriously. I even tried to put mastering the escalator as one of my work goals (true story), and going down is far worse than up.

Skinny Jeans. Really people. Those things are evil. I remember hating them so much as a kid, struggling to get my foot through that tiny fitted ankle hole was the devil, I mean, the toes always went through just fine, but the heel? You must be double jointed or have no  heel to wear those. It felt like it took hours to get that daunting task done as a kid. Eff all of that!

Oh, and men in skinny jeans? What the heck is all of that about? Bad move boys, BAD move! Come on, doesn't this guy remind you of the dinosaur from Meet the Robinsons? "I have big shoulders, and little legs"

Do hair. As in, hair in my hairbrush. I will throw them away before I will even empty them because it will make me hurl. A friend of mine was talking about how she was cleaning out her tub drain, and went a little too far. I'm gagging right now just thinking about it. Oh, and this picture her husband sent me. Totally hurlworthy.

And if you follow TheEverydayMomma on Instagram, her shower pic made me gag. Hair on the shower wall? I can't do it. Cats? Heck no! They cough hairballs up allll the time. DISGUSTING, and now I can't stop gagging. I will never come back to this blog post ever. I.just.can't.

I actually have a big list of these ICant. But I will save those for another day. The last one I will share today is a major issue I get picked on for big time.

use wooden utensils, or wooden anything. Popsicle sticks, corn dogs, sausage on a stick, you name it. I.just.can't It honestly is a texture thing and I just can't stand holding them, and them going in my mouth? Hell to the no! Chopsticks? Uh, I'll use a fork. And red wine goes with that because most of it is so dry it feels like a popsicle stick in my mouth. It makes me cringe just typing this!



  1. Bahaha. So glad I made you do this!! And I will only clean hair out of my own hairbrush! But hairballs... Blech!! Thanks for linking up!!

  2. Omg I loved this! Doing hair for 15 years I had to laugh about the hair. Even though I did it for so long I still can't do the hair in the drain thing it's just too gross. I completely can't stand my food touching so I totally get the wooden thing. :))

  3. I love men in skinny jeans, and I hate myself for it. God, it felt good to get that out.

  4. yes, yes, yes, and yes. i seriously have to try a few times before getting onto an escalator. Hair has always grossed me out. And cleaning hair out of the bottom of the vacuum? Don't even get me started!

  5. I LOVE skinny jeans...especially the ones that feel like pajama jeans. I totally wanted to order some of those off the infomercial and never did. Between the elevator and your comment on Petite Ramblings about the people under the bathtub that made it work reminds me of this book I had as a child called "I Used to Be Afraid" and now it's a collectible for $50-100 on amazon!
    Eva Marie